July182014
Agency Tip # 53
Do not, under any circumstances, piss off the front desk. She’ll make it rain. With thunder. And lightning. And lightning always strikes twice.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE CONFUSION AND WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR POSTING THIS OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE DON’T SMITE US.

Agency Tip # 53

Do not, under any circumstances, piss off the front desk. She’ll make it rain. With thunder. And lightning. And lightning always strikes twice.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE CONFUSION AND WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR POSTING THIS OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE DON’T SMITE US.

4AM
Agency Tip # 55
Do not bring rubber chickens into the Magics department unless you want to get sent to another dimension where rubber chickens do not exist. We’re not sure if there’s a way back to our dimension, so think smart.

Agency Tip # 55

Do not bring rubber chickens into the Magics department unless you want to get sent to another dimension where rubber chickens do not exist. We’re not sure if there’s a way back to our dimension, so think smart.

4AM
Agency Tip # 54
Don’t steal from O&R unless you have a death wish. Literally. You will be sent to the Underworld. You will not get to pass go or collect $200.
NO. SERIOUSLY. YOU WILL DIE. WE’RE NOT JOKING.

Agency Tip # 54

Don’t steal from O&R unless you have a death wish. Literally. You will be sent to the Underworld. You will not get to pass go or collect $200.

NO. SERIOUSLY. YOU WILL DIE. WE’RE NOT JOKING.

4AM
Agency Tip # 52
Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not EVER flirt with Zoë or her hunters. Do not do this. She has a fondness for jackalopes. And hunting.

Agency Tip # 52

Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not Do not EVER flirt with Zoë or her hunters. Do not do this. She has a fondness for jackalopes. And hunting.

3AM
Agency Tip # 51
Chase Swift confirms that, yes, red bull does give you wings.
BECAUSE HE’S HERMES GET IT

Agency Tip # 51

Chase Swift confirms that, yes, red bull does give you wings.

BECAUSE HE’S HERMES GET IT

3AM
Agency Tip # 50
Special 50th Tips news! Andrew Archer wears tighty whities.  
<3, the Media department

Agency Tip # 50

Special 50th Tips news! Andrew Archer wears tighty whities. 

<3, the Media department

3AM
Agency Tip # 49
Certain people should invest in a &#8216;do not disturb&#8217; sign to hang on their office door. We&#8217;re looking at you, Colin Ford.

Agency Tip # 49

Certain people should invest in a ‘do not disturb’ sign to hang on their office door. We’re looking at you, Colin Ford.

3AM
Agency Tip # 48
REDO Overbite REDO Overbite: if you start playing one of those bands loudly in your office, to drown out the guy playing the opposite band in their office next to yours, then the Security Department will come and confiscate your mp3 player.
And remember, the guy in charge of that department? Is dating the lead singer of REDO.

Agency Tip # 48

REDO Overbite REDO Overbite: if you start playing one of those bands loudly in your office, to drown out the guy playing the opposite band in their office next to yours, then the Security Department will come and confiscate your mp3 player.

And remember, the guy in charge of that department? Is dating the lead singer of REDO.

3AM
Agency Tip # 47
If any of you start to date someone, be prepared for the celebrity names to start. They will happen.

Agency Tip # 47

If any of you start to date someone, be prepared for the celebrity names to start. They will happen.

3AM
Agency Tip # 46
Caretaking is just like being a friend for someone who could use one. It&#8217;s a fun, easy job, and anyone can do it!
- Agency Recruitment Office

Agency Tip # 46

Caretaking is just like being a friend for someone who could use one. It’s a fun, easy job, and anyone can do it!

- Agency Recruitment Office

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